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About Dean Swift

‘Dean Swift’ is a pen name: the author has been a soldier; he has worked in sales, TV, the making of films, as a teacher of English and history and a journalist. He is married with three grown-up children. They live in Spain.

New Zealand

An old saying claims that stability, common sense and national pride is obviously paramount in those countries that hardly ever appear in the news programmes. This adage might not have proven correct in the case of Iceland, which was there, but you did not know it until her economy went bust. New Zealand only appears in international news programmes when one of its islands is struck by a tsunami, or an earthquake is suffered. Nevertheless, this immense country has an interesting history, though not interesting enough to encourage mass immigration; the population is sparse for a land mass of 267, 844 sq. kilometres. (more…)

By | 2011-05-12T11:50:11+00:00 May 12th, 2011|World History|2 Comments

Skin Care Parody

What follows is a parody of the kind of health article published in a lesser quality English magazine or newspaper:

Skin care: Our medical correspondent corresponds

We must learn to look after our skin. Our skin should not be allowed in the sun or rain. No-one should scratch it, as it is sensitive to scratching. Generically speaking, our skin covers the whole body with a protective covering that covers our muscles and bones. In the spring, apply Tocopheryl Acetate, or Dimethiconol if you cannot find Tocopheryl Acetate. Start with your scalp, and slowly rub the Tocopheryl Acetate or Dimethiconol into the skin through the hair if you have any. (more…)

By | 2011-05-03T14:00:55+00:00 May 3rd, 2011|Humour|0 Comments

The Oldies of Great Britain

People live much longer than they used to. When I was a child, just before the beginning of the 2nd Punic War, it was rare indeed to have a grandparent even in their seventies. The last time British people had so many people in their eighties still dominating them was late in the 19th century; I do not know why . . . something to do with Victorian stickability I suspect.

An article in a leading English periodical inspired the following few words about the still influential over-80s. I do realise that other European countries also have many shining examples of elderly winners, but this article is about Britain, so there.

The Queen: Elizabeth, Queen of Great Britain and Canada, is 84. She has reigned since her father’s death in 1952, was crowned in 1953. This formidable woman still undergoes slightly more than 500 official enagements per annum. She has survived a difficult but loving marriage with a difficult but engaging man. She has survived the eccentricities of her difficult but entertaining children. She has one of the most acute senses of humour even seen in a British monarch, at least since Henry II. Like him, she has needed it, and the British should cherish it (the sense of humour), and her. It is hard to see where she has put a foot wrong in nearly sixty years. (more…)

By | 2011-05-01T10:42:02+00:00 May 1st, 2011|Today, World History|0 Comments

Don’t do anything

This government doesn’t do much either; while the public is prohibited from everything except paying taxes, Mr Zapatero’s crew have discovered a wonderful way to force legislation on an unwilling public – without the bother of a debate in the Congress first: it is called the Decreto Ley. I will explain it. All they do is come from the parliament-paid flat in the official black Audi and have a get-together of Zapatero’s cabinet; agree on a new Law and declare it law later at a press conference, skilfully avoiding any democratic nonsense about Parliament being the lawmakers. (more…)

By | 2011-04-28T11:29:14+00:00 April 28th, 2011|Today|0 Comments

History of Afghanistan

Capital: Kabul
Area: 652,225 sq. km.
Population: nearly 23 million
Religions: Sunni Muslim 93% and Shiite Muslim 7%.
Ethnic Groups: Pathan (Pashto), Tajik, Uzbek, Hazara, Chahar Aimak, Turkmen, Baluchi
Afghanistan belongs to the United Nations Organisation.

Afghanistan is a landlocked mountainous country in south/central Asia, astonishingly beautiful in parts, arid and unforgiving in others. It has the ill fortune to be bounded on the west by Iran, on the south and east by Pakistan, and on the north by Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan and Tajikistan. These three ‘istans’ originally meant, in simpler form – Russia. (more…)

By | 2011-04-20T09:37:37+00:00 April 20th, 2011|History of Afghanistan|4 Comments

The Indian Mutiny: a brief resumé

Breakout at Lucknow / riflesmuseum.co.uk

Breakout at Lucknow / riflesmuseum.co.uk

It is innaccurate of many writers to talk of a ‘surprising revolt of the Indian Army’. The Indian Mutiny (1857-8) was an uprising of the Army of Bengal, but it was hardly unexpected, as the English had been superior in India for a very long time, and no-one can be more superior than an Englishman, or, as in this case, Englishwomen. Thinkers do not have to look too far for the motives that inspired Hindus and Muslims to revolt against their white chiefs. They had a melting pot of grievances, but two hundred years of maltreatment of the natives by the Memsahibs was among them. (more…)

By | 2011-04-05T13:11:31+00:00 April 5th, 2011|History of India|1 Comment

The American Empire

It would be best to establish from the start that the present writer is not anti-American: quite the opposite in fact; but this proven fact does not prevent said writer from managing to see things clearly, and he is thus able to put them into historical perspective. This is not as easy as it sounds, indeed it seems most difficult, as not a single American historian with tenure in a respectable University in the United States is able, either by conviction, or because of fear of losing that tenure, to reach the same conclusions as mine. (more…)

By | 2011-03-27T18:19:40+00:00 March 27th, 2011|US History|3 Comments

Rise and Fall of Protestantism

A future for the Anglican Church in England / flickriver.com

A future for the Anglican Church in England / flickriver.com

The Anglican (Protestant Church of England) church set in a formerly beautiful park on the cliffs above Puerto de la Cruz (Tenerife) is a thriving church community, endowed with two exceptionally fine pieces of architecture: the church itself, and its attendent rectory. The Anglican British community in the town see to it that their place of worship is full at every service. A visitor from Mars might be justified in noting that the Protestant church, at any rate in the Canary Islands, is popular and populous. The same cannot be said for the state of the Anglican Church ‘at home’ in England.

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By | 2011-03-14T12:53:37+00:00 March 14th, 2011|English History|3 Comments

History of Greece

Most of our bloggers, those who have opened a book in their lives anyway, will know quite a lot about Greece already; cradle of civilization, founders of democracy, one of the great classical languages etc. If, alternatively, they open a newspaper occasionally, they will also know that modern Greece has been in every kind of trouble recently, because of poor government and even poorer knowledge of the science of economics.

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By | 2011-03-10T11:54:32+00:00 March 10th, 2011|Greek History|2 Comments

History of the English country house

Pastoral view from Blickling Hall, Norfolk / alisonweirtours.com

Pastoral view from Blickling Hall, Norfolk / alisonweirtours.com

Classic English country houses, mansions, castles etc. have alweays symbolized wealth, and have therefore been vulnerable to socialist assaults, taxation, death duties and poverty. Despite the ancient rule of primogeniture – inheritance of entire estates by oldest sons – historic houses have often ruined the families that built and lived in them.

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By | 2011-03-03T11:38:28+00:00 March 3rd, 2011|English History, World History|4 Comments
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