Our first slightly intellectual quiz for the year 2015 presents the published words of an eccentric and wit, male, and the only clue to his identity is that he is not English. The sayings resemble a dictionary, which, I note, is another clue:
Acquaintance – A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. (It is) a degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
Applause – The echo of a platitude.
Auctioneer – The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has pìcked a pocket with his tongue.
Battle – A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
Conservative – A statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.
Future – That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured.
History – An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, or soldiers, mostly fools.
Patience – A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Peace – In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Prejudice – A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.
Saint – A dead sinner revised and edited.
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